Ok Twonks, @DrTwerp only had one proper football bet this midweek – and with half hour to go it was looking beautiful with the Lionesses 0-1 up and cruising. A couple of goals later then a late penalty and more losses to report. Once again, I thank Allah for the Draw-No-Bet market but bollocks all the same:
Brighton v Millwall
3pts: UNDER 2.5 GOALS – 5/6 -3.00
2pts: MILLWALL TO WIN (DRAW NO BET) – 17/10 -2.00
0.5pts: MILLWALL TO WIN “TO NIL” – 11/2 -0.50
0.5pts: MILLWALL TO WIN 0-1 – 11/1 -0.50
Midweek Profit/loss: – 4.00 (-66%)
Total Kitty (starting kitty of 11.25): 40.03
I am not picking shit at the moment. Fuck knows how I’m still in such good shape after the last few weeks I’ve had. You know me though. When I go out I’m out going to go out swinging. Not when I die, when I get to the club stupid.
Regulators. Mount Up. I don’t have time to explain my shit this weekend and last few weeks I’ve spat more lyrics than anyone and it’s done me fuck all good.
Here are my bets placed for the weekend:
West Ham v Everton:
5.5pts: BOTH TEAMS TO SCORE – 10/11 with William Hill
Liverpool v Fulham
1pt: HT DRAW/FT LIVERPOOL – 7/2 with Stan James
3.5pts: SUAREZ TO SCORE ANYTIME – 6/5 with Coral
Watford v Forest
3pts: WATFORD TO WIN – 13/10 with Coral
0.5pts: HT DRAW/FT WATFORD – 9/2 general
Swansea v Man United
1pt: MICHU TO SCORE ANYTIME – 12/5 with StanJames
2.5pts: MAN UNITED HT/FT – 8/5 with 188bet
Chelsea v Aston Villa
1pt: VILLA TO WIN (DRAW NO BET) – 7/1 with Stan James
1pt: Arsenal, Newcastle, Ipswich, Charlton, United – 33/1 with Bet Victor
0.5pts: West Ham, Tottenham, Blackburn – 42.56/1 with Sky Bet
Best of luck everyone betting on the football this weekend.
And happy Christmas.
I’ll do a better diary when I got more time on my hands before the boxing day games.
I MISS HER
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